Belt Buckle Parts

- Everything hurts and what does not hurt, does not work anyway.

- The gleam in their eyes is the sun hitting your bifocals.

- You feel like you really hung one the night before one, and you were asleep in bed by eight.

- You get endless play chess.

- Your children begin to look middle aged.

- You join a health club and do not go.
- You begin to outlive enthusiasm.

- Your mind makes contracts your body can not respond.

- You know all the answers but nobody asks the questions.

- You look forward to a boring evening.

- Your favorite part of the newspaper is "25 years ago today!"

- You sit in a rocking chair and can not start.

- Your knees buckle and the belt will not.

- You're 17 around the neck and 42 around the waist.

- You stop looking forward to your next birthday.

- Composition of long distance wears you.

When my adult children complain of getting older (with Aches and pains ).....!!

Hi Wayne,
Aging can be a real B * tch! But life can be fun, if you get up, do not act your age, pool draw, make new friends, and driving a Harley .. You bet .. Hehehe ..
Your friend,
poppy1

You summed up pretty well .. You are old when you have to start wearing hearing aids. You've lost most of your teeth and wishing the rest were pullled. But after all, age is just a number, so why sweat it.

When I remember when suddenly it was really a free country. And capitalism and socialism was good was bad.

I can personally attest to the validity of each of these assumptions!


Papaw

You have a fire extinguisher handy when lighting candles on your birthday cake.

when you start to lose hair where you want to start winning and keep the hair where you do not.

None of me yet ~ but anything can happen, I guess:)

Hair begins to grow in your ears.

When your pets are wet and dry your dreams ....

Good one Wayne

WHEN u have to put it in!

I know I'm getting old, because my back is more than me ~