Briefcase Shop

1.A Mafia godfather discovers that his accountant defrauded him of ten million dollars. His book is deaf.

That's why he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that the bookkeeping deaf not to hear anything he might have to testify in court about.

When the sponsor will cope with the bookkeeper about his missing $ 10 million he brought with him his lawyer, who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer "Ask him where the ten million dollars, it is away from me." The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where is the money.

The accountant signs back: "I do not know what you mean."

The lawyer said the Godfather: "He says he does not know what you mean." The Godfather pulls out a gun, there is the temple of the bookkeeper and s says: "Ask him again!"

The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill you if you do not tell him!" The accountant signs back: "OK! You won! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in the courtyard of my cousin Enzo in Queens!

The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, What did he say? The lawyer replied: "He says you do not have the balls to pull the trigger."

2.Three women go to Mexico one night to celebrate their graduation, get drunk, and wake up in prison, only to find that they are run in the morning, but none of them can remember what that they made the day before.

The first, a redhead, is attached to the electric chair, and asked if she has any last words.
She said: "I just graduated from the University Brigham Young, and believe in the omnipotence of God to intervene on behalf of the innocent."
They throw the switch and nothing happens.
They all immediately prostrate themselves; pray for forgiveness and release.

The second, a brunette, is attached and gives his last words: "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on behalf of the innocent."
They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.
Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; pray for forgiveness and release.

The last blonde is tied up and said, "Well, I am from Texas A & M and just got a degree in electrical engineering, and I'll tell you now, you do not electrocute someone if you do not plug this something in. "

3. Three women a blonde, brown and ginger decide to check in their bag of girls to see what they have been up to.
Thus, controls ginger than finding a packet of cigarettes and his dismay "OMG I am so ashamed of my daughter smokes"
The dark look in her daughters to find a white substance "OMG" she said, "I am so ashamed of my daughter is on drugs"
Finally, the blonde inspect the bag of girls to find a packet of condoms "OMG I am so ashamed of my daughter has a penis!"

3. A boy comes at the end of class and the teacher asked him where he was "top of the mountain of candy," he replied and sat down in a hurry. Another boy comes dressed in half for the same injury if the teacher Saks, where he was and he said "at the top of the mountain of candy" and sits down. This time, a young girl coming to the injury and the teacher says, "I guess you were at the top of the mountain of candy and did not tell you" No ", she answers" I'm Candy Mountain "

4.Q: How do you want to laugh a pool?
A: it Ticked balls

5. Q: How can you squeal door nob?
A: Turn in the Nob

6.An company.