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I found this line monologue and showed it to my family, but they really did not like her
Do you know that tonight is the night the most important of my life? Oh my God! Did you? It's like totally more important than Tryouts expensive. It is more important than my first kiss, the first day of college, the first day at school the first day of Driver's Ed, more important than my driver's license, higher than any of my ex-boyfriends, more important than my current boyfriend ... I mean friend. It is the ultimate experience in high school. The prom. Prom Night. The night that I will remember for the rest of my life. I spent six hundred dollars on my dress. Anyway, Jane Hickman spent a thousand ... She is the daughter of a father of Total. For his sixteenth birthday, his father bought him a brand new Ford Explorer. In my sixteen years I only had one year to two old Taurus. Whatever. Some girls are born with a silver spoon in his mouth. It is a little rich girl snob. A little rich girl whose parents buy her what she wants. His parents have a pool and tennis court. All we have is a jacuzzi. Once she told me she (makes quotation marks with his fingers.) Liked my outfit. It is like a snob. I know what she meant. She made fun of my new designer jeans. She thinks they are trendy now. Skank. Well, I'm not letting Jane Hickman ruin the biggest night of my life. My gown six hundred dollars is much more elegant than this rag on price, it will "wear. This little witch. The little bitch. I'm going "royalty homecoming for you." Homecoming Queen, I hate Jane Hickman. Hicky Hickman, because she has always had a hicky on his neck. That mom Hootchie little better not to receive the royal court. I 'd just kill me if she was the queen back. I'd kill myself! "It's bad enough her dress cost more. It is pretty bad, she has a new car. It is pretty bad, it has a pool and tennis court. I hate my parents. I can not believe you're related to my mother. It is so lame. At least you have money. We do not have. Why do not we a pool and a tennis court? My mother is so lazy it just sit around the computer. My father is never there. He is always quoting Donne (with his fingers again. ) Office. Whatever that means. As if he were (Makes quote one last time.) Office, it would be money, right? Well, maybe he needs to get his butt in gear and get her daughter a dress for fifteen hundred dollars if it does not look like a bag lady at the ball. That's what I like. A lady bag, Jane Hickman is going to be prom queen for sure . It will be "the worst night of my life.

Do ya'll like it. Its for a test? If you do not like it you could post a url or website that you like. Thank you:)

This is a cute and funny one from a play called "The Star Spangled Girl. It's supposed to be done with a southern accent Bell.

Sophie Mr.Cornell, Ah have tried to be neighborly, Ah have tried to be friendly and Ah have tried to be cordial ... Ah do not know what it is you try to be. That first night Oh appreciates that you have made the trunk mAh upstairs ... The fact that he slipped and fell five flights and smashed to pieces is not your fault ... Ah did not even mind the personal message that you painted on the staircase. Ah, thought he was crazy, but sorta sweet. However, things have gone too far ... Ah can not accept gifts from a man not know ... Ah Especially canned. And Ah read your little note. Ah can guess the meaning of it even if Ah do not speak Italian. This must stop.