Trouser Suspenders

I read about an actuary who calculated that the probability of a man's pants down if he was wearing both a belt and suspenders was approximately 35,000 to one. What are the chances of a man's pants down while wearing only a belt? What only suspenders?

If you have your hat on the side
Grillz and your teeth
chances are very good that you'll PANTS on pants FIELD FIELD!

how can man be bothered to do so.

belt probably much lower if it was not on the hole on the right.

Straps probably higher as they would at least sort of keep them in place.

Why would you be both?

Field pants, trousers on the ground ....

Facepalm

Hahaha

* Hit your head against the wall *

oooooooooo

As long as you do not wear pants they can not fall; D

20,000 to one.

What you talkin bout Willis??!

Trousers Field

Laura and pants you could come and so I think you should wear two

thats bad

you need to get more steve

Jose says FU